THE LATEST ON HYPE
Beware the Ads That Read, "We Do All the Work!"
By Mark A. Smith
What a cool twist on hype! My hat's off to the hype artists. And just when we were finally starting to get people to understand the truth behind the "Get Rich Quick" hype. THAT truth is--It takes hard work to build any successful business.
So the hype artist refusing to give in, now acknowledge the truth (I must say this is very clever). They now tell us, "Yes of course it takes hard work. But guess what? We are going to do ALL the work for you! You read that right, you do nothing."
Folks, I hope you're rolling on the floor with laughter, when you see the "We Do All the Work" ads. But just in case you're tempted (because it sounds so darn good). I'm going to save you from being taken and prove that this clever twist on hype is just that--HYPE!
So here is my offer to all the companies and promoters that are going to do all the work for me:
"I'm going to do NOTHING just like your advertisement or sales letter says. Please start sending checks to me. My address is at the end of this article. Oh yes, I know you would like me to send you some money first. However, I'm not greedy. So since I'm going to get super rich for doing nothing, I'll send you back 75 percent of all the money I make from this program. I'll do THAT instead of sending you the "little bit" of money you want from me in the beginning.
"So when you send me a hundred dollars for doing nothing, I'll send you $75 back. Send me a thousand dollars, and I'll send you $750 back. And so on. The more you send me, the more I'll send back to you. So please send me a lot of money so I can send much more back to you.
"If you're afraid I won't send you any money back, just start small and I'll prove it to you. I'm pretty well known in these parts, so you can trust me. And not only that, if I don't send you money back, you can just quit sending me my checks. And what are you worried about, anyway? After all, isn't it my money for doing nothing?
"All right, if you're still afraid that I won't send you back 75 percent of all the money I get for doing nothing, I've got the perfect solution:
"JUST DEDUCT THE 75% FROM EACH CHECK! That solves the problem once and for all. I'm being very generous here. I'm letting you keep 75 percent of all those gigantic checks you're going to send me for doing nothing. But since I'm going to get filthy rich from your program, I don't mind at all.
"So start sending me the money. And don't worry. I'll keep doing nothing so I can keep those checks coming in."
Is that enough proof, folks? How much money do you think I'll get from my very generous offer. Did I hear that word "nothing" again? You're coming through loud and clear.
Stay focused, folks! Don't give a hype artist the time of day. Because they sure ain't gonna give you anything. Or if you decide to fight them, I'll see you at the boxing ring.
Mark Smith, B.A., M.S.M., is the country's largest distributor with a well-known MLM company. His personal success and phenomenal downline growth is attributed to the remarkable upline support system he has developed.
For free samples of his monthly newsletter, write him at:
Mark Smith 1112 Baxter Ln Freeport, IL 61032
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